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Mad genius, comedian, actor, and freelance voiceover artist broadcasting from the distant shores of Lake Erie (he/him)

Broadview Heights, Ohio
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Joined August 2009

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    1. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect Feb 18
      Replying to @ChicagoMSTie

      I mean they can't help it, they were bred to be "carriage dogs" and to spend all day running alongside carriages barking at everyone else's horses to keep traffic safely distanced With all that pent-up energy and no horses to bark at they get restless

      1 reply 6 retweets 84 likes
    2. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect Feb 18
      Replying to @arthur_affect @ChicagoMSTie

      The reason Dalmatians are associated with firefighters as a mascot is in the olden days fire engines used Dalmatians to keep horses from blocking their way on city streets

      3 replies 8 retweets 73 likes
    3. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect Feb 18
      Replying to @arthur_affect @ChicagoMSTie

      When you realize that "Dalmatians are what fire engines used to have before they invented the lights and the sirens", everything about their personality falls into place

      3 replies 33 retweets 161 likes
    4. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect Feb 18
      Replying to @arthur_affect @ChicagoMSTie

      The whole thing about how dogs are sentient beings and also engineered tools made by humans So purebreds are kind of tragic Their thought process is one single sentence being repeated over and over

      4 replies 9 retweets 98 likes
    5. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect Feb 18
      Replying to @arthur_affect @ChicagoMSTie

      A Labrador retriever's single thought is "What can I get you, sir?" And a Dalmatian's single thought is "Get back! Out of the way!"

      4 replies 9 retweets 80 likes
    6. Kobal2‏ @KobalDeux Feb 18
      Replying to @arthur_affect @ChicagoMSTie

      Aaaakshully, I think you'll find a lab's brain says "I love it !!!". What is *it* ? Fuck if they know, but they're PUMPED about it.

      1 reply 0 retweets 12 likes
    7. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect Feb 18
      Replying to @KobalDeux @ChicagoMSTie

      Yeah a retriever's intended job of retrieving is basically the dog version of what retail workers and waitstaff do ("What can I get you, sir? Yes sir, right away sir!")

      1 reply 1 retweet 35 likes
    8. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect Feb 18
      Replying to @arthur_affect @KobalDeux @ChicagoMSTie

      They have been programmed with and sincerely hold the "customer service mindset" they try to program humans with when you get any one of those jobs with a vest and a nametag

      2 replies 2 retweets 33 likes
    9. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect Feb 18
      Replying to @arthur_affect @KobalDeux @ChicagoMSTie

      That's why people who aren't really dog people like myself can find it kind of exhausting They *don't stop* asking "What can I get you, sir? Anything else, sir?" like they're a waiter desperate for a big tip or who's being watched by their boss

      2 replies 4 retweets 39 likes
    10. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect Feb 18
      Replying to @arthur_affect @KobalDeux @ChicagoMSTie

      "Are you SURE you have everything you need, sir? Is there NOTHING else I can get you that might make you happy? Just say the word!" Tail wagging, unbroken eye contact, big customer service smile from the training video

      1 reply 1 retweet 32 likes
      Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect Feb 18
      Replying to @arthur_affect @KobalDeux @ChicagoMSTie

      I do think about how science fiction has raised the question of the ethics of creating robots - this terrible responsibility that comes from creating artificial beings whose purpose is to serve you and can only be happy by making you happy And like this *already happened*

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        1. Bazzalisk 🇪🇺 🇮🇪 🇬🇧 🐝‏ @bazzalisk Feb 18
          Replying to @arthur_affect @KobalDeux @ChicagoMSTie

          A border collie’s constant wish is to keep things organised. And to follow the rules. Don’t know what the rules are? Try to work them out!

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        2. Irenes (many)‏ @ireneista Feb 18
          Replying to @arthur_affect @KobalDeux @ChicagoMSTie

          Yeah. Selectively breeding dogs to fit the needs of humans is really quite terrifying when you think about it. It's easy to ignore because the end product is a creature that genuinely and sincerely loves humans, you know?

          4 replies 1 retweet 22 likes
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        1.  🎴parsnips4paula4PolychromaStudios‏ @fortytwo_ways Feb 18
          Replying to @arthur_affect @KobalDeux @ChicagoMSTie

          Which explains why I get along with mutts & hunting breeds best when it comes to dogs, & why I generally like cats better too!

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        1. (#0000ff)✿Rose✿‏ @salielle Feb 18
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          ... they try to do it with kids, the boomers. That ego... enough to burn the world and demand praise for such an act.

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        1. Fungo‏ @Fastbak77 Feb 18
          Replying to @arthur_affect @KobalDeux @ChicagoMSTie

          *Reads Marvel Wiki to see if modern writers explained how Lockjaw of the Inhumans is a bulldog breed* "Lockjaw's mother was brought to Attilan as a puppy" Me: Okay good.

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