I cannot emphasize enough how visceral my seething contempt is for these pasty smug racist dudebros clutching their skull-measuring calipers and muttering to themselves that people only hate them because they're just like Socrates and Galileo
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Will this interfere with the regular wedgies they already get?
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Patriotic wokeocrats will voluntarily donate each time they commit a regular wedgie, I'm sure.
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If you promise to deliver on this I will literally stand aside and make no objection if you implement outright Lysenkoism otherwise
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You have my vote.
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Indeed, the Wokeocracy's 'tax' income will come from selling wedgie licenses; by the time the last dudebro is wedgied into empathic awareness, the matter fabricator technology will have been perfected.
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I dread the inevitability of their "I'm just like Harrison Bergeron!" op-eds but relish our prompt mimicry of the Bergerons pere and mere, in the event of your success
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