this is like that office scene where jim draws the pyramid shape on the easel.
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a) don't be such a pedant, language doesn't work the way you think it does; b) if you're gonna be a pedant, clearly the appropriate edit is "less Dorito"
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That's not air, that's Flavor Gas™
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they're not even doritos they're just dorito-flavored bugles.
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Pseudoritos
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That's early 2000 marketing at it's best
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B-but... Three-Deeee...
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If you want less air in the bag, stop buying Doritos and just get the full size Doros.
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I go to the taco shop with the explicit intent to have as little burro in my burrito as possible ! In fact , I might even ask for a extra glob of plant beans (not made out of human beans ) to go with my avocado paste .
#PETA murders animals for every vegetable I consume.
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