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Mad genius, comedian, actor, and freelance voiceover artist broadcasting from the distant shores of Lake Erie (he/him)

Broadview Heights, Ohio
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    1. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect Feb 5
      Replying to @perdricof @iridienne and

      Evangelicals don't even actually read the Bible They're, and I cannot emphasize this enough as a former evangelical, so fucking stupid

      3 replies 7 retweets 69 likes
    2. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect Feb 5
      Replying to @arthur_affect @perdricof and

      The Christian Bible as a whole isn't *that* long a book if it's your one sacred text that you're supposed to spend your whole life studying and basing your sense of morality and ethics on But for years I was like the only person I knew who could say I'd "read the whole Bible"

      2 replies 4 retweets 42 likes
    3. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect Feb 5
      Replying to @arthur_affect @perdricof and

      Forcing you to make it through the whole Bible in one year was this challenge my church's Bible study set for everyone that most people frankly didn't even bother to pretend not to cheat through Reading an individual book of the Bible *as a book*, straight through, is haaaard

      5 replies 4 retweets 37 likes
    4. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect Feb 5
      Replying to @arthur_affect @perdricof and

      The primary way evangelicals "read" the Bible, as prooftexts in fortune-cookie snippet form, is such total utter bullshit It's the most disrespectful thing you can do to any text, much less a "sacred" one

      3 replies 7 retweets 44 likes
    5. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect Feb 5
      Replying to @arthur_affect @perdricof and

      In hindsight I'm so actively angry at the kind of shit they did to indoctrinate us in Sunday school "Sword drills" (based on the Word of God being the "sword of the Spirit" in Ephesians 6:17) where you just rote memorized Bible verses as a challenge to get candy

      5 replies 2 retweets 28 likes
    6. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect Feb 5
      Replying to @arthur_affect @perdricof and

      And it's not even the rote memorization that gets me It's that it's an *arbitrary list of verses collated by the teacher* Random one-line snippets from a dozen different documents written hundreds of years apart in wildly different contexts that all contain the word "love"

      1 reply 2 retweets 27 likes
    7. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect Feb 5
      Replying to @arthur_affect @perdricof and

      Like oh my fucking God Out in the secular world we talk about people who buy books of quotable quotes and just memorize "quotes about the brutality of war" to bust out and sound cool instead of ever actually reading the whole book the quote came from

      1 reply 1 retweet 21 likes
    8. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect Feb 5
      Replying to @arthur_affect @perdricof and

      Well they were raising whole generations of kids to be that kind of shallow dumb asshole, about their most "sacred" text Because they actively discourage you genuinely thinking and asking questions about what the books mean instead of accepting what the pastor says they mean

      2 replies 4 retweets 29 likes
    9. Siobhan‏ @SiobhanFedelm Feb 5
      Replying to @arthur_affect @perdricof and

      My pet peeve is "stop using Jesus to contradict St. Paul they're equally the word of God" because first off if they're equally the word of God why do they contradict each other and secondly if they're equal why are we default going with Paul?

      2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
    10. Hoydenne‏ @iridienne Feb 5
      Replying to @SiobhanFedelm @arthur_affect and

      Well, because Jesus was a Jew and Paul invented Christianity, i suppose. (Jesus, the poor bastard, was NOT trying to invent a new relugion. He was a Jew having theological conversations with other Jews.)

      1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect Feb 5
      Replying to @iridienne @SiobhanFedelm and

      I mean yeah the Pauline Epistles are the oldest and most "authentic" texts in the New Testament, they came first and the Gospels came after

      7:26 PM - 5 Feb 2021
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        2. Siobhan‏ @SiobhanFedelm Feb 5
          Replying to @arthur_affect @iridienne and

          I mean if we're using history and logic sure but we all know they're not

          1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
        3. Baal Ska Tov‏ @mssilverstein Feb 5
          Replying to @SiobhanFedelm @arthur_affect and

          Yeah - I mean, there's also the text itself, versus the narrative.

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        2. Hoydenne‏ @iridienne Feb 5
          Replying to @arthur_affect @SiobhanFedelm and

          Although both Luke & Matthew (and Thomas, which isn't canonical) are sourced largely from the Q source, which was *probably* written down earlier than the earliest Pauline authorship. We just don't have an extant copy.

          2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
        3. Baal Ska Tov‏ @mssilverstein Feb 5
          Replying to @iridienne @arthur_affect and

          Yeah, and Paul would have had to work at least somewhat in the context of people who still remembered Jesus.

          0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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        2. Fucklord Ethelred‏ @TheRedRaptor Feb 5
          Replying to @arthur_affect @iridienne and

          Well, some of them. There are at least three Pauls and all of the really garbage bullshit came out of the last one, “Roman Reactionary Paul.”

          1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
        3. Hoydenne‏ @iridienne Feb 5
          Replying to @TheRedRaptor @arthur_affect and

          sure. there's the real Pauline epistles, which are early (along with the book of Acts, which actually predates all the canonical Gospels), and then there's all the pseudo-Pauline epistles.

          0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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