I need somebody to either cultivate a form of indica that golden retrievers can safely smoke, or breed a subgroup of golden retrievers that can safely smoke indica, but I need it to happen relatively fast so that I can hang out with golden retrievers without having to move a lothttps://twitter.com/arthur_affect/status/1357551933087653889 …
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I want a really big dog, or like even just a big goat or antelope, but the thing is I only want to watch Netflix with it
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have you considered investing in a really fat cat
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Maine coons are naturally very large, very difficult to break, and very chill
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I have long expressed that it is among my greatest desires to to get a Maine coon and name it The Discourse
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Right, like it would be your feline counterpart
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Although crossbreeding between raccoons and cats is genetically impossible most people agree the Maine coon is called that because it invites the comparison, with its larger size and more laid-back biorhythms compared to typical cats
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Who says it’s genetically impossible? Did they TRY?
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if it were possible then the raccoons themselves would have tried because raccoons, much like humans, absolutely fucking love cats
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Uh oh you're not going down Shane Dawson's path are youpic.twitter.com/mhzV6Noee8
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not unless he drags me down it and makes me star in a shitty movie
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