I need somebody to either cultivate a form of indica that golden retrievers can safely smoke, or breed a subgroup of golden retrievers that can safely smoke indica, but I need it to happen relatively fast so that I can hang out with golden retrievers without having to move a lothttps://twitter.com/arthur_affect/status/1357551933087653889 …
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Replying to @Nymphomachy
Also, I'm just gonna call bullshit about this a little; my goldens have totally liked to do other things than play fetch, and don't actually do it much.
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Replying to @loudpenitent @Nymphomachy
After many generations removed from the purebred source, without quality control evaluating them for "breed standards", many modern housepet dogs have deviated from manufacturer specifications
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I mean the harsh thing about all this is ancient humans didn't actually have magic engineering so we did all this through ruthless trial and error Modern dog shows still put dogs through extremely rigorously scored "QA" to see if they're up to snuff
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Imagine being a retriever and failing your retrieval test The judges shaking their heads all "Well what's the point of you then" Like Eugene getting the silver medal in Gattaca
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