Skip to content
  • Home Home Home, current page.
  • Moments Moments Moments, current page.

Saved searches

  • Remove
  • In this conversation
    Verified accountProtected Tweets @
Suggested users
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Language: English
    • Bahasa Indonesia
    • Bahasa Melayu
    • Català
    • Čeština
    • Dansk
    • Deutsch
    • English UK
    • Español
    • Filipino
    • Français
    • Hrvatski
    • Italiano
    • Magyar
    • Nederlands
    • Norsk
    • Polski
    • Português
    • Română
    • Slovenčina
    • Suomi
    • Svenska
    • Tiếng Việt
    • Türkçe
    • Ελληνικά
    • Български език
    • Русский
    • Српски
    • Українська мова
    • עִבְרִית
    • العربية
    • فارسی
    • मराठी
    • हिन्दी
    • বাংলা
    • ગુજરાતી
    • தமிழ்
    • ಕನ್ನಡ
    • ภาษาไทย
    • 한국어
    • 日本語
    • 简体中文
    • 繁體中文
  • Have an account? Log in
    Have an account?
    · Forgot password?

    New to Twitter?
    Sign up
arthur_affect's profile
Arthur Chu
Arthur Chu
Arthur Chu
Verified account
@arthur_affect

Tweets

Arthur ChuVerified account

@arthur_affect

Mad genius, comedian, actor, and freelance voiceover artist broadcasting from the distant shores of Lake Erie (he/him)

Broadview Heights, Ohio
arthur-chu.com
Joined August 2009

Tweets

  • © 2021 Twitter
  • About
  • Help Center
  • Terms
  • Privacy policy
  • Cookies
  • Ads info
Dismiss
Previous
Next

Go to a person's profile

Saved searches

  • Remove
  • In this conversation
    Verified accountProtected Tweets @
Suggested users
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @

Promote this Tweet

Block

  • Tweet with a location

    You can add location information to your Tweets, such as your city or precise location, from the web and via third-party applications. You always have the option to delete your Tweet location history. Learn more

    Your lists

    Create a new list


    Under 100 characters, optional

    Privacy

    Copy link to Tweet

    Embed this Tweet

    Embed this Video

    Add this Tweet to your website by copying the code below. Learn more

    Add this video to your website by copying the code below. Learn more

    Hmm, there was a problem reaching the server.

    By embedding Twitter content in your website or app, you are agreeing to the Twitter Developer Agreement and Developer Policy.

    Preview

    Why you're seeing this ad

    Log in to Twitter

    · Forgot password?
    Don't have an account? Sign up »

    Sign up for Twitter

    Not on Twitter? Sign up, tune into the things you care about, and get updates as they happen.

    Sign up
    Have an account? Log in »

    Two-way (sending and receiving) short codes:

    Country Code For customers of
    United States 40404 (any)
    Canada 21212 (any)
    United Kingdom 86444 Vodafone, Orange, 3, O2
    Brazil 40404 Nextel, TIM
    Haiti 40404 Digicel, Voila
    Ireland 51210 Vodafone, O2
    India 53000 Bharti Airtel, Videocon, Reliance
    Indonesia 89887 AXIS, 3, Telkomsel, Indosat, XL Axiata
    Italy 4880804 Wind
    3424486444 Vodafone
    » See SMS short codes for other countries

    Confirmation

     

    Welcome home!

    This timeline is where you’ll spend most of your time, getting instant updates about what matters to you.

    Tweets not working for you?

    Hover over the profile pic and click the Following button to unfollow any account.

    Say a lot with a little

    When you see a Tweet you love, tap the heart — it lets the person who wrote it know you shared the love.

    Spread the word

    The fastest way to share someone else’s Tweet with your followers is with a Retweet. Tap the icon to send it instantly.

    Join the conversation

    Add your thoughts about any Tweet with a Reply. Find a topic you’re passionate about, and jump right in.

    Learn the latest

    Get instant insight into what people are talking about now.

    Get more of what you love

    Follow more accounts to get instant updates about topics you care about.

    Find what's happening

    See the latest conversations about any topic instantly.

    Never miss a Moment

    Catch up instantly on the best stories happening as they unfold.

    1. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect Feb 4
      Replying to @arthur_affect @IamJadehawk @kstraith

      Terriers, unlike natural predators that humans have not fucked with, do not hunt because they are hungry Their instincts have been warped into a genocidal urge to find any small burrowing thing in the vicinity and rip and tear and rip and tear until nothing moves anymore

      4 replies 4 retweets 64 likes
    2. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect Feb 4
      Replying to @arthur_affect @IamJadehawk @kstraith

      Now that we've mostly moved on to higher-tech, less bloody means of large-scale pest control, terriers are obsolete for their original function, and their more-domesticated descendants get these feelings out by just being very annoying

      1 reply 7 retweets 71 likes
    3. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect Feb 4
      Replying to @arthur_affect @IamJadehawk @kstraith

      It's just funny how heavily we've fucked with dogs, especially compared to cats Terriers are a Bio-Organic Weapon They literally have Dalek minds, "EX-TERM-IN-ATE, EX-TERM-IN-ATE"

      2 replies 5 retweets 67 likes
    4. Jadehawk‏ @IamJadehawk Feb 4
      Replying to @arthur_affect @kstraith

      i feel like humans never quite forgot that they domesticated dogs for practical reasons, while cats just domesticated themselves and we let them for the aesthetic :p

      1 reply 2 retweets 38 likes
    5. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect Feb 4
      Replying to @IamJadehawk @kstraith

      My favorite thing is how retrievers are the most "exactly what it says on the tin" animal we have We designed a whole-ass animal just to retrieve shit for us

      1 reply 5 retweets 55 likes
    6. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect Feb 4
      Replying to @arthur_affect @IamJadehawk @kstraith

      A golden retriever's whole damn life revolves around a human indicating they want something retrieved and then running off posthaste to carefully retrieve it And they're deeply emotionally invested in doing it too

      1 reply 6 retweets 53 likes
    7. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect Feb 4
      Replying to @arthur_affect @IamJadehawk @kstraith

      The Rick and Morty jokes about creating a sentient being with feelings and emotions just to pass you the butter is kind of redundant We already did that, to creatures of flesh and blood, centuries ago

      2 replies 10 retweets 68 likes
    8. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect Feb 4
      Replying to @arthur_affect @IamJadehawk @kstraith

      Or take greyhounds That's not even a "practical" purpose, we just got really into making dogs race and betting on it So we made a dog that stores up all its energy for the day and expends it all in one big sprint that lasts exactly as long as a typical race

      4 replies 4 retweets 40 likes
    9. Lisa‏ @HederaSparrow Feb 4
      Replying to @arthur_affect @IamJadehawk @kstraith

      Learning the Dalmatians were herding dogs (and specifically horse herding dogs) was one of the most "Oh, now I get it!" moments for me. We stopped trying to force horses to run to fires and Dalmatians suddenly lost the purpose they'd been bred for, and got bored and pushy.

      3 replies 5 retweets 30 likes
    10. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect Feb 4
      Replying to @HederaSparrow @IamJadehawk @kstraith

      Most of the stuff about "temperamental" purebreds is literally this science-fiction conceit about Bio-Organic Weapons genetically engineered for the task of piloting starfighters or whatever having to integrate into normal civilian life now that the war is over

      3 replies 10 retweets 41 likes
      Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect Feb 4
      Replying to @arthur_affect @HederaSparrow and

      Just all the breeds that have "too much energy", a golden retriever acting the way it does because it was *designed* to have enough energy to spend a whole day every day retrieving ducks shot down by hunters And now it won't fucking leave you alone asking for things to retrieve

      9:09 PM - 4 Feb 2021
      • 4 Retweets
      • 35 Likes
      • dishwasher boyfriends Marc Treyens, Bonafide Throwthunga The Yeen Person zenosAnalytic Andie 💖💜💙 Horrible Checkers Lad Appreciator Cyrus @ vax adventures, or advaxtures Shayne 'History is Now' Mitchell Hoydenne
      0 replies 4 retweets 35 likes

      Loading seems to be taking a while.

      Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.

        Promoted Tweet

        false

        • © 2021 Twitter
        • About
        • Help Center
        • Terms
        • Privacy policy
        • Cookies
        • Ads info