Unneutered toms really do go around with roid rage when they're in that mood, though Like you wouldn't be asking why the Kzinti are cat-people if people still generally dealt with real toms as part of daily life
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Replying to @arthur_affect @iridienne and
This same cat got so stir-crazy he made a game of chasing his own tail, *successfully caught it*, gave it a killing bite, and then howled in terrible pain
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Replying to @arthur_affect @iridienne and
I think I've had cats like that. Our great big black tom is terribly farsighted and we've watched him chase a sock from across the room only to fluff and freak out up close when it turned from "Sock toy" into "Blur that might hurt me."
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I've made the comment about how cats would be Elves if animals were fantasy races before Including the Tolkien thing about Orcs being "corrupted Elves"
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Replying to @arthur_affect @CWGaither and
Like, okay, pampered domesticated indoor cats are very High Elven The reclusive shy cats that were adopted as rescues are Grey Elves Cats living in an ideal, healthy feral/wild environment? Wood Elves
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Replying to @arthur_affect @CWGaither and
A colony of feral cats in an uncontrolled, ugly kind of environment you find in most urban centers? Horde of monstrous ravening vicious Orcs
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Yep. That too. Complete with the copious amounts of troubling discharge.
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"LOOKS LIKE MEAT'S BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS"
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Replying to @arthur_affect @CWGaither and
(I haven't personally witnessed feral cats eating one of their own fallen number but I've seen them eating a lot of other things)
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Oh Jesus I had forgotten about this...we had a female cat give birth in our garage once, and one of the foster kids went to look at her (she was mostly tame for a feral) and he left the door open. The tom cat who probably fathered the kittens came in and ate two of them.
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Tomcats out here setting the bar as low as possible for our expectations of human fathers
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I am pretty sure that somewhere there is a human father who has set the bar lower and I'm not going to destroy my soul by finding out the specifics before I have to.
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