I love Superman, the character and the franchise, but the Daily Planet is steadily becoming more fantastical as time wears on Batman's origin is fine, we still have plenty of billionaires (unfortunately)https://twitter.com/MisfitsTamara/status/1357137000109801473 …
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Replying to @jmatonak
we should change batman's origin so that he's a man who ate too many bats until he became mostly bat
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Replying to @AntifaSarkeesi3 @jmatonak
manbat is now what batman pooped out
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Replying to @Nymphomachy @jmatonak
green lantern can be a man who ate so many lanterns he turned green
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Replying to @AntifaSarkeesi3 @jmatonak
he's actually a brilliant white. it's just that he is perpetually covered by several layers of shamrock-green moths
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Superman just got hungry and ate his building's super
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The TRUE Red Son
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