I wish batman had a twitter account because he would take it *so seriously*. I really think that vanity is a huge part of the decision to be a superhero, and Bats would love to have a big microphone to strike fear into the hearts of gotham. instead he'd look like a crazy old man
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Green Lantern: "You're still not on Twitter?" Superman: "I tried but they won't verify me unless I give them my identity Meanwhile this other guy took the @/Superman username and all he does is make fun of me and make me look dumb"
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Green Lantern: "Who would have the free time to do something like that?" Superman: "It's run by some rich guy named Bruce Wayne"
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“God’s not up here: only BATMAN.”
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