The three years I spent in New York left me thinking like most people would walk over my corpse if it was sprawled across the sidewalk.https://twitter.com/jordonaut/status/1352363163686068226 …
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Replying to @Nymphomachy
They'll observe to make sure you're actually dead and therefore beyond help and then walk over you.
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Replying to @life_minutiae @Nymphomachy
The equivalent of avoiding the ritual contamination of a dead body from the parable of the Good Samaritan in the modern day is not getting too close lest you incur legal liability
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Gotta tell the cops "I was ignorant of any circumstances that would mandate reporting"
10:46 PM - 21 Jan 2021
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