I want a resolution calling for expulsion and ritual kicks to the testicles of cruz and hawley, and I think the senate can find the votes.https://twitter.com/samstein/status/1348643332491268102 …
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Replying to @nberlat @arthur_affect
What exactly is the point of censure, anyways? Isn't that just formalized finger wagging?
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Replying to @distractal @nberlat
DEAN: "Professor Solomon, having completed our deliberations, this committee finds your behavior inappropriate and unbecoming of a member of this institution, and demands administrative admonishment" DICK: "Admonishment?! What does that mean?" DEAN: "You are hereby admonished"
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DICK: "Well does that mean I get a pay cut?" DEAN: "No. However, if another such incident within the next five years of your employment the consequences will rise to an official censure" DICK: "Does... *that* come with a pay cut?"
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DEAN: "No. However, if a tenured faculty member receives three instances of censure on their lifetime record, they will receive an administrative sanction" DICK: "And the sanction is a pay cut?"
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DEAN: "No. But it does require a one-week suspension from teaching duties." DICK: "...With pay?" DEAN: "Yes." DICK: "Huh... well... Could I just be sanctioned now and get it over with?" DEAN: "No. We're adjourned" - 3rd Rock From the Sun
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