#AnaWatches I am pausing at the 36 minute mark to tell you: this movie is bad? This movie is bad. The protagonist is a blank wall, the "good" guys are insufferable assholes, the villain motivations are impenetrable thus far, and the action scenes are badly choreographed.
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#AnaWatches The downside, really, to having everyone wear silly plastic masks during battle is that you lose all emotional connection and don't know who is dying or what they feel or really anything about what you are seeing.1 reply 0 retweets 14 likesShow this thread -
#AnaWatches Adam explores the science place and finds a million corpses, NOT EVEN REFRIGERATED, and they all have pentagrams carved into their foreheads.2 replies 0 retweets 15 likesShow this thread -
#AnaWatches Vampire Lord gives the Frankenstein journal to his scientists. They look utterly astonished, which feels odd to me because if Elon Musk gave me King Arthur's accounts book I'd just assume he was taken in by a con artist.1 reply 0 retweets 29 likesShow this thread -
#AnaWatches Like, "Sir, I'll go authenticate this but uhhh I hope you kept the receipt." and then I gotta hope I don't get fired for telling him this thing has been dipped in tea to age it.1 reply 0 retweets 16 likesShow this thread -
#AnaWatches The scientist, delighted by Frankie's notes, realize he harnessed electricity with "six electric eels generating 500 volts each". Kissmate is screaming and googling on the couch next to me.2 replies 0 retweets 21 likesShow this thread -
#AnaWatches "The average shock of an electric eel lasts two-thousands of a second," Kissmate reports.2 replies 0 retweets 19 likesShow this thread -
#AnaWatches The science in this movie is so bad I want to cry. It's so soft you could spread it on a roll.1 reply 0 retweets 28 likesShow this thread -
#AnaWatches Adam breaks in and takes the journal from Blond Girl Scientist (there are only two scientists, because that's all you need to reanimate the dead) and she's already doing the Tarzan thing of falling in love with his intelligent eyes.3 replies 0 retweets 13 likesShow this thread -
#AnaWatches Vampire Lord reasons with Adam and I kinda like that the demons have a higher charisma stat than the angels. That feels instinctively correct.2 replies 0 retweets 25 likesShow this thread
Yeah the whole idea is demons need to charm and persuade, angels just give orders
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Replying to @arthur_affect
And I like that! It's the one thing so far that has felt like someone put more than surface-level thought into it.
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