An honest to god “Elon Musk will save humanity” in my menchies.
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Replying to @eliterrell @HazelMonforton
Elon Musk is gonna build a rocket ship and a Mars colony and a supercomputer, and then he's gonna upload my brain so I can be his dutiful robot slave on Mars.
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"Can't I take my own fleshy body with me, to Mars?" I ask him. Mr. Musk replies, "No. That costs too much. Plus you'll have to sleep outside when we get there." We both smile benificently as he reaches for the cranial saw. In the corner, Grimes is reading "The Cold Equations."
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"Luckily you won't have to worry about parts falling off because on Mars it never rains"
2:39 PM - 9 Jan 2021
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