If you know ANY history it's really really fucking hard to find anything funny about the Capitol attack, even with inherently hilarious self-owns like the dude accidentally tasing himself
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Replying to @travalanche @arthur_affect
while trying to steal a painting of Tip O’Neal
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Seriously? He was trying to steal Tip’s portrait? Oh, man...that answers where that thunder came from out of nowhere a couple of days ago!
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yep.....i actually am friends with someone who is from the same town as the dude. so she knows people and got the scoop. his taser went off in his pocket, shocked him in the balls and triggered the heart attack while attempting to steal the painting
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Pants pocket, no holster, safety off, sounds about right
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Replying to @arthur_affect @TheAimercat and
No, in his underwear. The taser fired the electrodes into his balls and he fell on the fucking trigger so it kept jolting him.
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Lol inside his underwear? No layer of protection between his junk and the electrodes at all? Ha ha oh man
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