I think looking at a tampon and thinking it looks like a dick is a self burn
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He's not even talking about the tampon itself, he clarified with the red circle he means the string. That's the "asymmetrical curve" that's giving him a boner.
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nothing good
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At least this nonsense doesn't seem overtly transphobic? Which sorta marks it as above average for the UK at this point?
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Bringing a short length of white string with me into the bathroom and locking the door
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Considering becoming 30% more sexually repressed just to become more of a horny monster turned on by the sight of literally any elongated object on the inside.
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I do love the phrase 'below the belt' in this context
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Something's in the water
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