Absolute parody except these people are dead serious and they have all the power. This country is diseased.pic.twitter.com/CYFN4B6bso
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Absolute parody except these people are dead serious and they have all the power. This country is diseased.pic.twitter.com/CYFN4B6bso
I think the date stamp must be wrong because I swear I read that exact crap last year
Defending Scrooge is a perennial theme with edgelord conservatives, just like them siding with the Empire in Star Wars
Don't forget lionizing Mr. Potter from It's A Wonderful Life
At least the pro-Potter stuff comes from a place of calling Capra a boring prude and seeing that there's more sex and drugs and booze to be had in Pottersville, which I can get behind
I dunno about actually committing to this take, Nick telling us everyone who comes to his bar is there to get hammered as quickly and cheaply as possible isn't, like, a good thing
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