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Mad genius, comedian, actor, and freelance voiceover artist broadcasting from the distant shores of Lake Erie (he/him)

Broadview Heights, Ohio
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    1. Vapor Weyve‏ @Nymphomachy 22 Dec 2020

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      Also what even the fuck did Mary and Joseph blow all that shit on Why did Jesus have to become a carpenter, couldn't he have just lived on his savings Use the gold to buy off Judas so he won't sell you out for some fucking silverhttps://twitter.com/Nymphomachy/status/1341293544338690048 …

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      Vapor Weyve @Nymphomachy
      why were the Magi supposed to be such famed gift-givers anyway? gold, frankincense and myrrh were just hard assets. it's like getting cash except you basically have to take the extra step of selling it to somebody to have money to buy the shit you want
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    2. Amy 👁️‏ @Kthranos 22 Dec 2020
      Replying to @Nymphomachy

      I imagine Mary and Joseph were like the parents of famous child actors that claim the money their child earned for themselves and spend it all, so when the kid grows up they discover they have no money

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    3. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect 22 Dec 2020
      Replying to @Kthranos @Nymphomachy

      To be fair to Mary and Joseph it does kind of feel like they upgraded their financial standing considerably after Jesus' birth

      1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
    4. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect 22 Dec 2020
      Replying to @arthur_affect @Kthranos @Nymphomachy

      Going from giving birth on the floor of someone's garage to a stable middle class existence where they're getting invited to weddings and making the trip to the capital to present Jesus at the Temple

      1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
    5. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect 22 Dec 2020
      Replying to @arthur_affect @Kthranos @Nymphomachy

      He clearly did get an education as a child, unless you think his knowledge of the Bible popped into his mind by Messiah magic

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    6. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect 22 Dec 2020
      Replying to @arthur_affect @Kthranos @Nymphomachy

      If you want to view the story realistically, Jesus being a carpenter is a result of Jewish culture at the time demanding that everyone who wanted to be a rabbi have a "real" trade, it was improper to expect religion to be your sole source of support

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      Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect 22 Dec 2020
      Replying to @arthur_affect @Kthranos @Nymphomachy

      (Paul, for instance, was officially a "tentmaker") So I mean it would've made sense for Jesus to be expected to spend a "gap year" (or several years) working at his dad's business and saving up before launching his preaching career

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        1. Amy 👁️‏ @Kthranos 22 Dec 2020
          Replying to @arthur_affect @Nymphomachy

          Jesus hadn't done anything when the wise men brought him expensive gifts, so they were essentially preordering. It's like they learned nothing from the launch of Cyberpunk 2077

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