I think I've figured out the solution to my problem I need to become a vampire. Please, any vampires looking to sire someone, plz contact me, unless you're a Nosferatu
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Replying to @BootlegGirl
I still think the worst clan to be isn't Nosferatu but Tremere You come into being already mentally enslaved to your sire and by extension the whole rest of the clan, it's a blood debt you can't ever fully repay and becomes a quasi-hivemind you can't function outside of
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Replying to @BootlegGirl @arthur_affect
man if real academia worked this way it would be so much weirder
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"you can only become the dean... by eating the dean"
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Back when they were House Tremere the satire was more direct, it was literally "What if tenure came with access to rejuvenation potions" Irl the fact that people die of old age is literally the only reason there's any turnover
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Once you become a vampire, of course, the gerontocracy is automatically built in
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