I’m always at some old menial job looking for pants in my dreams and I don’t think that’ll ever change.https://twitter.com/arthur_affect/status/1340444099439067138 …
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Replying to @BradMichaelElm1
That was a great Mitch Hedberg bit "Dreams are just a way you get tricked in having to work when you're supposed to be resting"
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Replying to @arthur_affect @BradMichaelElm1
"Great, I thought I was gonna get to sleep for eight hours but instead I'm with my ex-boss building a rowboat"
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Replying to @arthur_affect
Exactly. Suddenly I’m slicing meat at Kasey’s Texas BBQ and hoping nobody will care that I’m in my underwear.
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Replying to @BradMichaelElm1
This is why middle class kids grow up to have dreams about not having studied for a final
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Replying to @arthur_affect @BradMichaelElm1
Whatever it was you were trying to escape by going to sleep follows you there
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Replying to @arthur_affect @BradMichaelElm1
My most stressful job involved driving and so I get recurring dreams about being in the cabin of a vehicle and only slowly realizing I'm in the passenger seat and can't reach the steering wheel and pedals from where I am My brain isn't very creative I guess
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Sometimes I get the variant where I'm driving somewhere and I realize I am completely naked from the waist down and therefore can never, ever get out of the driver's seat That one's meaning is slightly less trite but only slightly
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Replying to @arthur_affect @BradMichaelElm1
God I only gave up my CDL recently, as a result of just like asking myself honestly if I would ever take a driving job again if I had any other realistic option
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