I’m always at some old menial job looking for pants in my dreams and I don’t think that’ll ever change.https://twitter.com/arthur_affect/status/1340444099439067138 …
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Replying to @BradMichaelElm1
That was a great Mitch Hedberg bit "Dreams are just a way you get tricked in having to work when you're supposed to be resting"
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Replying to @arthur_affect @BradMichaelElm1
"Great, I thought I was gonna get to sleep for eight hours but instead I'm with my ex-boss building a rowboat"
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Exactly. Suddenly I’m slicing meat at Kasey’s Texas BBQ and hoping nobody will care that I’m in my underwear.
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Replying to @BradMichaelElm1 @arthur_affect
The worst is being back at school. How did those three years embed themselves into my fucking brain so much? I’ll be 70 and having stress dreams about all the homework I didn’t do and searching in vein for pants.
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We create a messed up artificial environment that's supposed to prepare you for the real world and instead it embeds itself in your brain and becomes the real world
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