Tomorrow, I quest. Tonight, I watch both Deadpool movies back-to-back on the Roku in this basement airbnb.
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These are very good movies and also I want to be Morena Baccarin and make out with a second Morena Baccarin
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Okay the second movie does not make sense If the problem is that Russell killing the head pedophile is what causes him to break bad and become a supervillain, you just... kill the pedophile first, to suck all the oxygen out of the room
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Scorched earth tactics, but for moral event horizons You've ALREADY KILLED hella pedophiles! Just get all of them!
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Replying to @Nymphomachy
you're imputing far too much rationality to mr. pool
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Replying to @perdricof @Nymphomachy
The X-Force thing only happens because he thinks the best way to intercept a ground convoy traveling a straight shot down a public road is to get a plane and skydive for some reason
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Replying to @arthur_affect @Nymphomachy
"because it's AWESOME, obviously!"
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notable that the only two people to survive it at all are the two of them with superpowers that make them almost indestructible
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which is to say, "because it's AWESOME" is actually sort of a reasonable decision procedure if you're deadpool and nothing can actually kill you, not even getting ripped in half by the juggernaut it's just slightly misapplied when planning team missions
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Part of the joke with X-Force has always been this badass 90s thing of making a whole team of people with no interest in teamwork
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Replying to @arthur_affect @perdricof
I honestly think the weird non-Thunderbolts THUNDERBOLTS run did this best Agent Venom, Electra, Punisher, Leader, Rulk, Deadpool, basically a bunch of motherfuckers who hate being a team, as a team
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What are you talking about, Deadpool loves team-ups, it's everyone else who dreads teaming up with him.
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