I had a pet hamster who escaped like five times and I repeatedly had to try to hunt him down and it was exactly like thishttps://twitter.com/cstross/status/1338953879149572102 …
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He was the strongest and smartest small animal I've ever seen I would do stuff like set simple traps and wake up to find out he'd taken the bait, sprung the trap and busted his way out Ended up staying up all night to try to catch him
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One time I happened to catch him darting out from behind the fridge and grabbed him As a reward for my lightning reflexes he bit my finger almost all the way down to the bone (Syrian golden hamsters are one of the meanest fucking rodents, way worse than rats)
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Strong yes, smart lol I have nerve damage in my finger because she jumped into my hand and scared herself and chomped. Single brain cell, used only for escape.pic.twitter.com/rpPTXnWWZu
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Yeah well, mine figured out a strategy to escape his cage undetected several times no matter what I did to try to address known security vulnerabilities
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