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Mad genius, comedian, actor, and freelance voiceover artist broadcasting from the distant shores of Lake Erie (he/him)

Broadview Heights, Ohio
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Joined August 2009

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    1. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect 14 Dec 2020
      Replying to @arthur_affect @nberlat

      You would think this would be obvious but no The worst was when I had a Christian teacher read us the story "The Monkey's Paw" and then warn us that the story proved messing with the occult is no laughing matter

      3 replies 4 retweets 137 likes
    2. Dieu‏ @hllizi 14 Dec 2020
      Replying to @arthur_affect @nberlat

      If the man hadn't been such a coward we could know now what actual zombies are like.

      1 reply 1 retweet 7 likes
    3. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect 15 Dec 2020
      Replying to @hllizi @nberlat

      Man the way they keep talking about how attempts at good magic always get twisted to evil makes you wonder if it works in reverse, maybe good things will happen if you intentionally wish for bad things

      4 replies 1 retweet 23 likes
    4. Monday Night Mak‏ @TheMakCave 15 Dec 2020
      Replying to @arthur_affect @hllizi @nberlat

      “I wish I had 250k in student loans.” “Granted. But now you’re a leading cardio doctor in America who makes 900k a year and the hospital paid off your loans!”

      1 reply 0 retweets 10 likes
    5. Dieu‏ @hllizi 15 Dec 2020
      Replying to @TheMakCave @arthur_affect @nberlat

      It's definitely a risky scheme.

      2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
    6. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect 15 Dec 2020
      Replying to @hllizi @TheMakCave @nberlat

      It's like the old joke about the guy who's given three wishes but everything he gets his greatest enemy will get double, to teach him to let go of his envy

      1 reply 1 retweet 18 likes
    7. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect 15 Dec 2020
      Replying to @arthur_affect @hllizi and

      So after his enemy gets $200 million and meets two women who are the love of his life he wishes for one of his kidneys to swell up and painfully explode

      9 replies 2 retweets 18 likes
    8. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect 15 Dec 2020
      Replying to @arthur_affect @hllizi and

      See if it were me I would just go straight to the kidney thing Then I'd use the other two wishes on other organs for my next two surviving enemies

      4 replies 1 retweet 14 likes
    9. YoungGrumbler‏ @Younggrumbler 15 Dec 2020
      Replying to @arthur_affect @hllizi and

      This is quality spite.

      1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
    10. G in the Lou‏ @GintheLou 15 Dec 2020
      Replying to @Younggrumbler @arthur_affect and

      Does it work retroactively? I just wished your middle school teacher would never read you horrifying parables and that you wouldn’t hold onto it for 20 years to use it as a Twitter example to defend someone who thinks parents are inherently oppressive to their kids. Did it work?

      2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect 15 Dec 2020
      Replying to @GintheLou @Younggrumbler and

      The teacher isn't really an example of parents oppressing kids, it's an example of people being too stupid to distinguish fiction and reality

      3:38 PM - 15 Dec 2020
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      1 reply 1 retweet 12 likes

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