Welp. Being told I have to move out, days before I finished moving in. 2020, right?
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Replying to @JessiSheron
evidently their two-year-old started regressing in speech patterns and toilet training the moment I moved in with them or some shit. because I make children stupid just by existing or I guess.
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Replying to @Nymphomachy @JessiSheron
from someone who works with kids, what they're seeing isn't "regression", the daughter is being a normal kid around a new person, it's called being shy
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Replying to @mmmfromage @JessiSheron
I am apparently being blamed for the toddler throwing a rock at a cat I was nowhere nearby when this happened, I wasn't even in the same neighborhood, it's just the simple fact of toddler uncharacteristically throwing rock that is my terrible deleterious effect
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Replying to @Nymphomachy @JessiSheron
bet they're gonna keep blaming you for every little behavioral issue their kid has even after you leave
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Replying to @mmmfromage @JessiSheron
oh, that goes without saying. I ruined this toddler's life in all of four days
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Replying to @Nymphomachy @JessiSheron
"MOM I DIDN'T GET INTO COLLEGE" parents, like Seinfeld says "Newman": "...Penelope."
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The toddler's gonna grow up to be trans and they'll sue you for all the medical costs and emotional damages
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the Mark of Trans strikes again
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