Alternative to coronavirus vaccine: simultaneously pump me with IV full of pure coronavirus and exsanguinate me until my blood is 100% coronavirus and all my tissues are also coronavirus and my brain is coronavirus
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Replying to @arthur_affect @BootlegGirl
Finally I can possess some asshole and be cis
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Replying to @BootlegGirl @Nymphomachy
Weird choice to start by possessing the asshole but I guess it's accessible
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Replying to @arthur_affect @BootlegGirl
...a network card without the appropriate driver
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Replying to @Nymphomachy @BootlegGirl
Remember how in Twilight Edward tells Bella he doesn't like eating because any food he eats he'll have to vomit up undigested afterwards Apparently he hasn't used his anus in a century
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Well, he hasn't used it... for *food.*
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Yeah he doesn't want to leave any ravioli residue in there
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