Ha it's fascinating looking at the musteloid superfamily and how they specced into different stats The mustelids went for Str and Con The procyonids went for Int and Dex The mephitids (skunks) put all their points into their Special Attack
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The ailurids (red pandas) tried to spec out a build focusing on Charisma and are now almost all dead (Cc
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weasels, on the other hand, are complete murderhobos who dumped WIS for a pure DEX build
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"I do a bunch of flips and shit so the rabbit is too stunned by my awesomeness to remember to run away" Dm: *sigh* "roll dex" *clatter* "53"
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**a few rolls later** "okay, you killed the rabbit. what do you do with its corpse?" "lmao nothing, look at those at those trash tier drops. i just leave it there. oh shit is that another rabbit over there? i want to backstab it!"
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I wanna say something about how the common raccoon is the typical thing where the "newbie character" is the one with overall balanced stats so it's easy to start the game not knowing what you're doing but almost impossible to perform effectively in the endgame
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that's why nobody gets too heartbroken driving past dead raccoons on the shoulders of roads
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If you see a raccoon in a fight with a cat you can see their Dex-based AC is significantly lower and they're just hoping they can use their correspondingly higher Con to tank enough hits to survive Which is a newb build choice that is actually significantly more challenging
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cats ran with an alternate build, enough DEX to rogue the fuck out of most enemies and then a janky CHA that lets them get a bottomless supply of healing potions from besotted villagers
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Cats are both orcs and elves Cat-people are the archetype from which you get the idea orcs are "corrupted elves", like the mer in Elder Scrolls
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The deconstructive settings where elves are straight up evil, like the Melniboneans from Michael Moorcock, are very true to what cats are They're the violent warrior race that is also extremely pretty and dramatic
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There's a fluffy fantasy series i like, that i just reread all the books of, where the elf-analogues are … not evil, exactly, but immortal and bored and overdramatic and they murder each other a lot. And it works very well.
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Pratchett's Lords and Ladies does this well.pic.twitter.com/SvpeopgjtX
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