I like that it's got big chunks of pear falling out of its mouth and it's still chewing A very "last patron in the bar after last call" look on its face
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We get drunk ass birds in my grandmothers yard from her apple trees every spring.
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'Girly' drinks are one of mankind's greatest inventions. No-one actually wants to taste the alcohol.
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Er ... de gustibus non est disputandum. I actually like the taste of alcohol (in the right concentrations & with complementary flavours, such as how it occurs in, say, Balvenie Doublewood) ... but I don't like feeling drunk. That said, I know it works differently for others.
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This is why I only drink beer that is pugnaciously bitter. If I have to put an effort of will into choking it down, I don't risk getting very drunk.
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I used to live in a house with mulberry trees, and the squirrels did Cirque du Soleil level acrobatics while drunk on fermented mulberries. Same concept.
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The sky is sooo big.... you sure it was just pears ? ;)
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