cats are so graceful, with such inherent dignity, and they never just kind of forget they were licking their crotch a minute ago and freeze like this while they watch birdspic.twitter.com/REoFqBSdDO
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cats are so graceful, with such inherent dignity, and they never just kind of forget they were licking their crotch a minute ago and freeze like this while they watch birdspic.twitter.com/REoFqBSdDO
the dignity of the cat is inseperable from the cat's entire lack of shame
It's like the whole thing about how the way you can tell a jumped-up nouveau aristocrat is they actually follow all the rules of etiquette, instead of flagrantly ignoring them and forcing their servants to make excuses on their behalf
there's a line from THE BELL JAR where plath talks about being an intern along for this dinner with a famous writer the famous writer orders a salad, with the dressing on the side, and then uses his hands to pick up the leaves, dip them in the dressing, then eat them, one by one
and she says, it was then that i understood that if you were famous and shameless you could break absolutely any rule you wanted and nobody would so much as blink
I was at this big conference about tech once, when I had a respectable day job, and everyone else was there in fancy business attire while the Twitter influencer speaker was straight-up barefoot
She was dressed in a fairly casual blouse and denim skirt but the main thing I remember is she was wearing sandals and while she was talking she just casually kicked them off because she was uncomfortable Digging her toes into the carpet and everything
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