I’ve seen this and my only thought was... at least it’s not an animal.
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Admittedly life would be a lot simpler if I was sexually attracted to cars.
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Replying to @BradMichaelElm1 @Nymphomachy
The most interesting thing about it is that his relationships with humans have all been with women but he's very firm on the fact that the car is a guy
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Replying to @arthur_affect @Nymphomachy
It’d be quite a feet if I could physically and mentally bore a car to death too.
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Replying to @BradMichaelElm1 @Nymphomachy
The fact that "their song" is "Can't Fight This Feeling" by REO Speedwagon is a little bit basic yeah I'm sure if cars had social media and could discuss the foibles of car chasers with each other this guy would be a stereotype
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Replying to @arthur_affect @Nymphomachy
How is it not the Brian May classic “I’m in love with my car”? Or Zep’s Trampled Under Foot. What a simp.
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Replying to @BradMichaelElm1 @arthur_affect
When I watched the scene the Queen song was definitely playing in my mind
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Replying to @Nymphomachy @BradMichaelElm1
If cars were alive they'd probably see the Queen song the way trans women see "Lola" by the Kinks
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Now I'm sitting here wondering exactly how offensive this comparison is
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Replying to @arthur_affect @BradMichaelElm1
Every time you make a trans girl joke you wind up wondering about, I end up wanting to engrave it on a plaque and display it on my wall so
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In this universe the movie Christine is totally the equivalent of The Rocky Horror Picture Show
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The community has condemned it for years but all these cars keep on ironically naming themselves Christine anyway
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