It would be so funny if Becky wakes up with a mysterious scar on her forehead that happens to look exactly like the Ford Mustang logo Like the center of the car's grill happened to hit her right there and no one questions it
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(Pay no attention everyone I'm making deliberately annoying inside jokes again)
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Replying to @arthur_affect @Nymphomachy
I don’t know who Becky is but there are worse logos to have. Put some louvres where her ears are and now you’re cookin with gas.
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Replying to @BradMichaelElm1 @Nymphomachy
"Now that's a real Fox-Body, know what I mean"
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(It's a horror podcast/web video series we've been watching One of the stories is based on Stephen King's Christine but gives the evil possessed car a chance to explain her point of view She just wants to kill someone and take their body to be human again)
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Replying to @arthur_affect @Nymphomachy
I’d... probably date a muscle car.
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Replying to @arthur_affect @Nymphomachy
I’ve seen this and my only thought was... at least it’s not an animal.
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Admittedly life would be a lot simpler if I was sexually attracted to cars.
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Replying to @BradMichaelElm1 @Nymphomachy
The most interesting thing about it is that his relationships with humans have all been with women but he's very firm on the fact that the car is a guy
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And, like, his favorite position is with the car on top (Always, always set the parking brake, kids Safety first)
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