A while ago I learned the original Chinese name for a kiwifruit (which is originally from China, and was rebranded as a New Zealand thing thanks to Cold War tensions) is a "monkey peach" This is a 1000x better name and makes me far more interested in eating them
It's apple DRM, that's why apples still under IP protection aren't grown in the kind of orchards available to the public where you can just walk around and pick them
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(Now I'm thinking of that SNL sketch making fun of apple-picking orchards "My girlfriend picked a little too enthusastically and the whole branch came off and now Hank says we owe him two grand")
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