A while ago I learned the original Chinese name for a kiwifruit (which is originally from China, and was rebranded as a New Zealand thing thanks to Cold War tensions) is a "monkey peach" This is a 1000x better name and makes me far more interested in eating them
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It's apple DRM, that's why apples still under IP protection aren't grown in the kind of orchards available to the public where you can just walk around and pick them
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(Now I'm thinking of that SNL sketch making fun of apple-picking orchards "My girlfriend picked a little too enthusastically and the whole branch came off and now Hank says we owe him two grand")
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