I'm just saying, my biodad looked like a scrotum stretched out over a figure made of popsicle sticks, wearing an olive green tanktop I don't think even my biomom wanted to fuck him
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Replying to @Nymphomachy @joannathemad89
The answer is, picture a Mexican Ava Gardner and then decide for yourself how many steps down from that it would take to get to me and that's my biodad's contribution to my genetics
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Replying to @Nymphomachy @joannathemad89
To be fair, you never knew him before he got kicked by Chuck Norris
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Which according to the 2000s Internet is the equivalent of being smitten by a divine curse and having one's fate rewritten to ruin
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Replying to @arthur_affect @joannathemad89
They call me a Kickborn, and thus I am a pariah to be feared, never welcome in any village for long
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Whose brain did you get? It’s a remarkable one.
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Replying to @BradMichaelElm1 @arthur_affect
lmao. my maternal grandfather's cousin was the feminist trailblazer Bella Abzug so I'd like to think I got a sliver of whatever was going on there but if my grandfather was so smart he wouldn't have raised his daughter to be my mother, so who knows but thanks
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Replying to @Nymphomachy @arthur_affect
Be careful this is all copy for me. Love it. LOVE IT.
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I'm honestly surprised someone hasn't yet stolen Penelope's persona to make a virtual egirl who turns out to be a character in a video game
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Replying to @arthur_affect @Nymphomachy
Lol. Watching the both of you speak is that galaxy brain thing for me. I think people have a hard time with sincerity but I don’t I feed off it. I always have to have google handy.
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Y’all should have a podcast.
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