The idea that you can actually decrease the number of people in bars by closing the bars earlier is serious magical thinking It only works if you do that *one time* where they *didn't know you were going to do it*https://twitter.com/sizemore/status/1326667859322425345 …
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This is exactly like that dipshit idea where instead of straight up barring Americans abroad from coming back into the country -- which they didn't have the stomach to do and might be unconstitutional -- telling them they all have to come back within a very strict deadline
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Causing them all to pack into the airports at once
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