The reason why raccoons are good is because they know they COULD get the hot dogs faster if they just zerged him but they understand that making a good impression better ensures future handouts of hot dogshttps://twitter.com/donmoyn/status/1326388509385629698 …
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Replying to @Nymphomachy
Love that one raccoon sitting on his shoulder and eating a hotdog, like a fat furry parrot.
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Replying to @John_McDosh @Nymphomachy
Yeah that's the one he's named "Buddy" because it seems to see him as something of a friend as well as a food source
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Raccoons, like most wild animals, tend to be very quiet when it comes to vocalizing around humans but these are so comfortable around this guy you can hear them grunting and squeaking and whatnot with excitement It's touching in a way, even if most of them grab the food and run
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Replying to @arthur_affect @John_McDosh
I like to think that wild animals see guys like this the way that we might see a helpful mook in a video game that just drops off a power-up or a platform for poorly articulated reasons and leaves
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Well, really, the distinction between "faeries" and "gods" is just a matter of the relationship Cf. the feels of a raccoon watching a human let a cat go inside the house
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Replying to @arthur_affect @popeguilty and
It's a sliding scale, like dogs tend to literally WORSHIP humans the way the Bible says you're supposed to, cats are more like people who have generally positive feelings about God but are non-practicing
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Replying to @arthur_affect @popeguilty and
This precise dynamic is why Pugmire exists. Dogs created the Church of Man, cats are mildly disappointed that their staff/worshippers have left, but at least they left all the good toys behind...
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I see that in this setting all mustelids are despised by dogs and cats alike as uncivilized outcast barbarians
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Replying to @arthur_affect @sakuruth_ and
Oh hey
@Nymphomachy the Empire in Pugmire is ruled by pugs, hence the name1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes -
Replying to @arthur_affect @sakuruth_ and
it is true that in a fursona world I would be an outcast barbarian
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