The reason why raccoons are good is because they know they COULD get the hot dogs faster if they just zerged him but they understand that making a good impression better ensures future handouts of hot dogshttps://twitter.com/donmoyn/status/1326388509385629698 …
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Cats are like Granny Weatherwax: they acknowledge you exist and are powerful but worship would just encourage you
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Writing a book about the implications of this whole comment thread
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This precise dynamic is why Pugmire exists. Dogs created the Church of Man, cats are mildly disappointed that their staff/worshippers have left, but at least they left all the good toys behind...
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I see that in this setting all mustelids are despised by dogs and cats alike as uncivilized outcast barbarians
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Cats are very Reform Jewish. Belief in the deity isn’t really the point. It can stay mysterious but you’re sure the covenantal relationship has value. But you’re co-signers, not subjugated.
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Okay good I’m glad someone beat me to “oh they’re Jewish?” here
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