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Mad genius, comedian, actor, and freelance voiceover artist broadcasting from the distant shores of Lake Erie (he/him)

Broadview Heights, Ohio
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    1. Dr. Samantha Hancox-Li‏ @perdricof 9 Nov 2020
      Replying to @perdricof @arthur_affect @ryrysomeguy

      like that particular style of meal didn't come out of nowhere, and it's not inherently cheaper than (say) a stir-fry, but it's "better" for you because it doesn't "overly excite" the nerves / digestive tract / whatever

      1 reply 1 retweet 60 likes
    2. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect 9 Nov 2020
      Replying to @perdricof @ryrysomeguy

      Oh yeah Long tradition of this in the United States specifically (although it was around throughout Europe) They had a very serious scientific belief that overstimulation of the senses was generally bad for you, descended from a Christian idea of avoiding lust and passion

      3 replies 10 retweets 109 likes
    3. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect 9 Nov 2020
      Replying to @arthur_affect @perdricof @ryrysomeguy

      It was responsible for the invention of extremely American foods like Kellogg's cornflakes and Graham crackers Dr. John Kellogg and Rev. Sylvester Graham both specifically wanted Americans to eat more unflavored carbs and less protein and fat

      2 replies 2 retweets 89 likes
    4. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect 9 Nov 2020
      Replying to @arthur_affect @perdricof @ryrysomeguy

      They had the exact opposite of the advice you get from today's fitness gurus about "macros" Only, see, they *agreed* with today's gurus that a high-carb diet will leave you kind of listless and slothful and weak And they thought that was a *good thing*

      3 replies 2 retweets 84 likes
    5. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect 9 Nov 2020
      Replying to @arthur_affect @perdricof @ryrysomeguy

      High carb diets keep the hornies away They make your dick limp so you stay home and pray

      4 replies 1 retweet 52 likes
    6. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect 9 Nov 2020
      Replying to @arthur_affect @perdricof @ryrysomeguy

      (Dr. Kellogg, in particular, was obsessed with the idea that masturbation destroyed the mind and caused all manner of mental illness And the best way to prevent masturbation, aside from the bland all-carb diet, was a regular regimen of purifying enemas Some layers there)

      2 replies 1 retweet 55 likes
    7. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect 9 Nov 2020
      Replying to @arthur_affect @perdricof @ryrysomeguy

      (As my professors would say... a lot to unpack)

      2 replies 1 retweet 34 likes
    8. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect 9 Nov 2020
      Replying to @arthur_affect @perdricof @ryrysomeguy

      Anyway The inventor of Kellogg's Corn Flakes literally says that if you enjoy being horny and having orgasms you should avoid eating cornflakes and instead have bacon and eggs for breakfast

      4 replies 5 retweets 70 likes
    9. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect 9 Nov 2020
      Replying to @arthur_affect @perdricof @ryrysomeguy

      To be fair to him, though, he didn't invent that idea, just the uniquely American scientific approach to it This is the actual reason Catholics give up meat for Lent -- it has nothing to do with being kind to animals, which is why you're allowed to eat fish and stuff

      1 reply 3 retweets 38 likes
    10. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect 9 Nov 2020
      Replying to @arthur_affect @perdricof @ryrysomeguy

      The prohibition on (mammal) meat originated because that was "rich" food that made you horny and gave you impure thoughts And the point of the Lenten fast was to clear your head of horny thoughts and be spiritual

      1 reply 4 retweets 44 likes
      Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect 9 Nov 2020
      Replying to @arthur_affect @perdricof @ryrysomeguy

      Hence the somewhat arbitrary list of Catholic dispensations of things you are and aren't allowed to eat during Lent has nothing to do with what modern vegans are concerned with, how cruel it is or how conscious the animal is or whatever It's just whether it feels like horny food

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        2. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect 9 Nov 2020
          Replying to @arthur_affect @perdricof @ryrysomeguy

          They just rules lawyer newly discovered foods as being sufficiently "fishlike" as opposed to "meatlike" so as not to arouse the sensual passions Hence beaver tails are an approved Lenten food and a kind of "fish" (but not the rest of the beaver) Same with capybara

          3 replies 2 retweets 34 likes
        3. Baal Ska Tov‏ @mssilverstein 9 Nov 2020
          Replying to @arthur_affect @perdricof @ryrysomeguy

          Yeah, and I mean overall, that makes sense to me in the context of a fast. I don't do it and I don't want to, but if my goal was internal, mortification-of-the-flesh and bodily-abstraction, it's about all this stuff.

          1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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