Everybody all like "an inadequately tested vaccine can be dangerous" and me like, look, what I want is to go on a world tour of every pharmaceutical company on earth and just have them all inject me with whatever ampoules they happen to have lying around
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maybe not regeneron, but all the rest
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Penelope tries to pull the move the Chimera did on Batman Beyond, injecting himself with multiple vials of animal serum from different species to "become a true chimera" Only it turns out all the Regeneron vials are from raccoons
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That show had no right to go as hard with villain not-deaths as it did.pic.twitter.com/MKag9l9E30
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Yes, Penelope still meets her end this way, but she doesn't turn into any kind of Lovecraftian abomination or anything Just a raccoon too pudgy to move
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The authorities take her away to a black-site petting zoo where she will spend the rest of her natural life being sat on by a donkey
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the karmic circle finally arrives at completion
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