I like the whole way online advertising works where my computer spies on me buying a pair of wireless earbuds and for the next six months will spam me for ads for wireless earbuds, after I have already bought some Exactly the worst possible time to do so
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One of those distant relatives you have as a kid who doesn't actually know anything about you or give a shit about finding out but tries to simulate doing so by latching onto something you said to them once
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You ask for Ninja Turtles action figures when you're 10 years old in 1994 and they go "So... you like Ninja Turtles right?" at every Thanksgiving reunion until you're like 24
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