If all else fails I’d probably make a decent Elvis impersonator.. I’ll start as 68 Elvis and just get delightfully plump and crazyso as to achieve verisimilitude. It’ll be real method.
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I wanna skip straight to the skeet shooting while stuffing hot dog buns dipped in honey into my mouth while talking ceaselessly through a hail of crumbs.
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You know the story about how Elvis was talking to some friends in New York about this one place in Denver that does a whole loaf of French bread filled with peanut butter, grape jelly and bacon And they got so hungry talking about it they flew there in a private jet
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Our favorite local diner used to have "The Elvis Sighting": bacon strips, banana slices, a banana creme, and peanut butter syrup on French toast. Serious last meal contender.
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I could see going out that way.
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