In fairness my dad would never lower himself to watch *shudders* animation
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I thought he had a NES or something
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in any case this is fascinating to me because it makes me feel like I'm your father's boogeyman
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Duke doesn't even actually *want* to turn all women into vampires and enslave all the men I mean, she says she fantasizes about it, but she's not *doing* anything about it That's one of the reasons the First Bride turns on her, she's just "living like a teenager"
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She says that to Laurel when she first initiates her, that "this isn't a movement"
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That's the most obvious critique of Duke and the Bit Girls as actual "feminists", that sure they kill off a bunch of rapists but they haven't done anything to change the world In fact they themselves are another threat attractive young women have to be afraid of
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I would be too dangerous and powerful as a BIT vampire thanks to my unquenchable bloodlust and well-documented willingness to just eat any old shit
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I mean obviously Duke is keeping up the Masquerade for the usual practical reason that ending up having to fight the military power of the entire state is a bigger goal than she cares to try for Though I guess if you just keep on making vampires it wouldn't be that hard
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I mean so long as you can fly, see in the dark, and access a MANPADs it's theoretically not too hard to destabilize a state with just one vampire
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a vamp clique with one extremely earnest dork who only wants to destabilize the state "come on guys, i've got it all worked out! we start by getting a javelin controller and at least three missiles, then--" everyone else: "hey you wanna go see AVENGERS and then eat someone?"
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Pinky and the Brain was a pretty great satire from our childhoods about how one-note hanging out with someone whose only interest was "take over the world" would be
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unlike brain, she has in fact correctly worked out in detail how to plunge the nation into violent anarchy, the plan isn't even that complicated, but absolutely no one can be arsed
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