Halloween is just such an outdated subject in 2020 Like what the hell am I supposed to be more scared by than I have been the whole rest of the year The fuck do I care what some ghost is gonna do
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Someone moves into my house fifty years from now with their big happy laughing family you bet your ass I'm flipping a few tables over and breaking all their shit
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"We have to try to resolve this spirit's unfinished business, find out what happened in its past that made it so unhappy and unwilling to move on" *ghost supernaturally causes all nearby screens to display YouTube video of Donald Trump's inaugural address*
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If I die of covid I'm returning as a deadly virus.
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...which I guess is kind of how viruses work anyway?
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