That thing he said where he can't get laid anymore now that he's rich because women don't feel sorry for him anymore That's raw
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Wait, notch? Is that the minecraft guy?
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Yeah He sold all of the rights to Minecraft to the suits at Microsoft in a record breaking cash deal, it was literally like two billion dollars
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Replying to @arthur_affect @BradMichaelElm1 and
Now he lives alone in his giant mansion steadily losing his mind He's full Qanon
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Replying to @arthur_affect @BradMichaelElm1 and
Nobody's given a shit about anything he's done since Minecraft, partly because of his tweeting, which just incentivizes him further to tweet more and write less It culminated in Microsoft just quietly removing his "Created By" credit on the game last year
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Replying to @arthur_affect @BradMichaelElm1 and
Kind of a worst case scenario for a creator of anything
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God I can't wait to go mad with power.
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Yeah see his life is legitimately extremely tragic and sad But then how bad can you feel when the whole reason he's sad is he has two billion dollars
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Reminds me of Todd in the Shadows' video on Mike Posner's "I Took a Pill in Ibiza" where he posits that watching people like Drake and Kanye rap about their problems never really hits because there's nothing about them that can make you think "There but for the grace of God go I"
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Replying to @Nymphomachy @arthur_affect and
Meanwhile Mike Posner—despite having maintained a very successful behind-the-scenes career, just not one as a star, over the last decade—elicits genuine empathy, or at least pity, because his period of true celebrity was fucking embarrassing and forgettable
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Yeah like how standup comedians' routines tend to evolve into complaining about airlines and hotel rooms the longer they go
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