My most wholesome childhood story is that one time I was at a temporary petting zoo that was a chicken-wire fence full of animals And there was this goat that was just chilling, seemingly unaware it was pinning a helpless goose in the corner of the fence with its big hircine ass
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Replying to @Nymphomachy
I think the goat just didn't like that goose in particular. He knew what he was doing.
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ESPECIALLY goats.
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Replying to @Captain_Soupy @Nymphomachy
Yep. And geese are notorious a-holes. He probably knew he had it coming.
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That goose probably goosed that goat and the goat directly retaliated
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Replying to @arthur_affect @zardogs and
The best way to get a goat's goat is to goose the goat, especially if you are a goose
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