Got the "are you sure you're not pregnant" question from a flu vax clinic today, I will now never not think of BIT's final line when that happens
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Replying to @BootlegGirl @Royce_A_Miller
the urge to just deadpan that would be overpowering just a full on indiana-jones-identifies-the-ark style "pretty sure"
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Replying to @jmatonak @Royce_A_Miller
Well, that’s the joke in Bit, which is why I mentioned it :P
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(if a cis person were to watch the film without reading the blurb that goes with it,there’s a very decent chance that at the end,when the protagonist breaks the fourth wall and asks for sequels,promising “I definitely won’t get pregnant in the last one”, they wouldn’t get why)
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Well, I mean, it could easily just come off as a joke about how Breaking Dawn was generally a bad book/movie
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Replying to @arthur_affect @BootlegGirl and
Most people would assume vampires can't get pregnant anyway Bella *wasn't* a vampire when she got pregnant, she was still human, and the fact that a vampire could get her pregnant was treated as this massive shocking swerve in-universe
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Replying to @arthur_affect @BootlegGirl and
the guy who ran the VtM campaign I was in said that you could wind up eternally pregnant if you got sired whilst pregnant and you got one point in Flaws for each month you were pregnant at the time of your siring because of mindless vampire fetus consuming your blood
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Replying to @Nymphomachy @BootlegGirl and
I'm imagining trying to do a pharmaceutical abortion of a vampire fetus by just chugging garlic juice
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Really though don't regular fetuses drink your blood already
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Replying to @arthur_affect @BootlegGirl and
yeah now that you mention it all fetuses are vampires
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