Yeah this young woman is just totally on board with oblivion and then the narrator just moves on and leaves the question of what the fuck was going on perpetually unanswered and never again remarked upon, leaving the reader with an unrewarded sense of extreme dissonace
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Replying to @Nymphomachy @beetlefella101
JKR, hilariously, just casually included "vampires" on her list of Dark creatures in Voldemort's army with no elaboration at all on their culture or history I'd like to imagine a Muggle being vampirize in exactly the circumstances you depict
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Replying to @arthur_affect @Nymphomachy
Of course, this does raise the question of why Volde doesn't just get himself vampirised if he wants to live forever. Doesn't seem like he gets that much sun anyway.
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Replying to @beetlefella101 @Nymphomachy
Yeah Tremere did it, it's a fairly simple solution
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Replying to @arthur_affect @beetlefella101
This is another one of those things where fandom picked up on the thread of how terrible JKR's writing is but laughed it off There was this post like "why does Voldemort go to all the trouble of horcruxes when he can textually be a vampire?" "maybe he just really likes garlic"
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IIRC Cassandra Claire made some kind of joke about how there is no "vampire community" to speak of and I guess all the vampire elders got killed a while ago because all the vampires we meet are very confused ordinary people who were vamped recently and know nothing
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Yeah presumably if there were a Camarilla-like organization in this universe they'd be smart enough to avoid getting caught up in Voldemort's bullshit and the ones in his army are just the weak-willed shit-tier vampires
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Replying to @arthur_affect @beetlefella101
Some random dark wizard popping up at the Santa Monica docks all like "good evening, noble creatures of the night, would you like your unlives to mean something?" and all the thinbloods just being like "yeah aight"
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"Join the Evil Army! Be all you can be! Evil Army of One! Evil Army Strong!"
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You need 10 dots in Spirit or Prime in order to be able to actually break the Curse of Caine, was the big thing, but you can do a lot of other stuff to vampires that doesn't rise to that level
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