Yeah this young woman is just totally on board with oblivion and then the narrator just moves on and leaves the question of what the fuck was going on perpetually unanswered and never again remarked upon, leaving the reader with an unrewarded sense of extreme dissonace
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Replying to @Nymphomachy @beetlefella101
JKR, hilariously, just casually included "vampires" on her list of Dark creatures in Voldemort's army with no elaboration at all on their culture or history I'd like to imagine a Muggle being vampirize in exactly the circumstances you depict
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Replying to @arthur_affect @Nymphomachy
Of course, this does raise the question of why Volde doesn't just get himself vampirised if he wants to live forever. Doesn't seem like he gets that much sun anyway.
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Replying to @beetlefella101 @Nymphomachy
Yeah Tremere did it, it's a fairly simple solution
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Replying to @arthur_affect @beetlefella101
This is another one of those things where fandom picked up on the thread of how terrible JKR's writing is but laughed it off There was this post like "why does Voldemort go to all the trouble of horcruxes when he can textually be a vampire?" "maybe he just really likes garlic"
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IIRC Cassandra Claire made some kind of joke about how there is no "vampire community" to speak of and I guess all the vampire elders got killed a while ago because all the vampires we meet are very confused ordinary people who were vamped recently and know nothing
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Yeah presumably if there were a Camarilla-like organization in this universe they'd be smart enough to avoid getting caught up in Voldemort's bullshit and the ones in his army are just the weak-willed shit-tier vampires
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"Shovelheads", yes, they're supposed to just kill off a bunch of humans and then wander off and burn in the sun It's an ugly tactic for when you just want to start some chaos
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