If this were a horror movie, he'd be luring folks into a utility shed on the White House grounds with the promise of "more MAGA hats, just right through here"
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Just like a week before his diagnosis he'd been fucking flinging hats into a crowd from a stack he'd been clutching and breathing on
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his weakness has been revealed, now everyone else has to suffer the same fate.
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No. Stop it. There is a terrible novel about the virus personified. It's one of the worst horny writing I've ever seen.
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Who told him to take cordyceps to cure coronavirus?
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The ending where he erupts into some tentacled monstrosity that has to be put down after rampaging through DC seems more realistic than the one where he goes to jail.
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Are we talking more Resident Evil or Prototype?
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America finally has a coalition government
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If Leto II Atreides took coronavirus instead of sandtrouts.
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