Regeneron is basically singlehandedly responsible for everything that has gone wrong in my life over the last twelve months
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The company having an equally large role in your personal life and the national news does put you at serious risk for protagonism
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It does seem like I am forever stumbling into new ways to be relevant
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NARRATOR: "Down on his luck and with few other options after being fired from the shadowy Regeneron Corporation, hotheaded bad boy Ramon Valtierra swears and oath to break into the lab, steal their secret formula and sell it to the Yakuza"https://twitter.com/Nymphomachy/status/1125920646410723329?s=20 …
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Vapor Weyve @NymphomachyConcept: satirizing the misogyny inherent in the shonen genre by personifying it as a sapient entity that is genuinely bigoted. A trans girl becomes the protagonist of a shonen anime against her will because the genre itself doesn't view her female identity as validShow this thread1 reply 0 retweets 10 likes -
*after camera has been on Penelope's car for the past fifteen minutes* NARRATOR: *sigh* "Fine, SHE swore to break into the lab, steal their secret formula and sell it to the Yakuza" PENELOPE: "I'm not going to -- " *cut to Interior - Secret Lab*
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PENELOPE: "Wait, how did you -- " SECURITY GUARD: "Wait, is someone there?! Intruder alert! Someone's inside the Level 5 containment facility!" NARRATOR: "With all escape routes cut off, Ramon--*sigh* Penelope had no choice but to INJECT THE UNTESTED SERUM INTO HI--*HER* BODY"
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"Now, wait! I told you after the last time that I don't inject myself anymore—" *the hypodermic needle buries itself in my arm, syringe plunger fully depressed* "No means no, you fucking—" *needle mysteriously disconnects from syringe and gets sucked into my arm* "MOTHERFUC—"
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